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y0u gave me the l0ve i needed`
l0ve ishh a big illusi0n ``i shld try t0 f0rget.
pr0file :
-jeremy
-age 18
-around 1.78m tall
-currently a student of TP
-spent thousands on a Free-to-play-game
-loves his command of profanities
-trash talking being a daily routine
desires :
* ? * =))
detests :
bastards who screw me for fucking them up when its obvious tat it's a fucked world we're living in
Buddhism is back in play especially around this time of the year when exams are just around the corner and the importance of offering joss sticks becomes more significant. Dang it, means no beef till exam’s over....
Imagine if I were to become a monk, then even if I'm so pathetically single(like now) also nvm sia. Cos a gd monk would die a virgin but being a normal guy and dying a virgin would make u a fucking loser no less. And no gf also wun tio suan, canot jio tio the gal u like also wun tio niao. Best la.
Few days back was national day...and I'm still wondering wad ppl fancy in those momentary fireworks. Another point to consider thou, would be the ppl near the fireworks. I remembered when I was still in primary sch and attending this national day as a sch. Then I was like sitting at the back ma, and near the end of the show, they kinda released these ''jets'' of sparks surrounding the whole fucking stadium. And I was like RAINED with fiery sparks, thinking to myself if I'm trapped in some technical glitch and tat I'm gonna get disfigured or die or sumthing. But when ruby told me tat his bro once had his clothes ''holed'', I knew wad I experienced was just the norm. but pain lor wtf. But tat was eons ago la, long b4 I started knowing that sparks raining down on myself is hell dangerous, long b4 buddy slimmed down, long b4 xyz was known as xyz, long b4 the strap-on dildo was invented(more like improvised) and I most probably haven seen a cunt yet.
Speaking of see the cunt, I still remember hell clear tat it was Jeremy TIANG, tat kukubert asshole SOAG tat showed me a pic of a cunt which left me psychologically scared. Lol. It was like sec 1 or 2 and the whole class was at the com lab doing some shyt, then this horny bastard, opened one of his mail, showed me a pic tat was unknown to me(then) and told me another classmate sent him tat. And I was like, ''wads tat ?'' . and holy shyt, he told me tats a dang pussy...fucker. can't u let me go thru my normal stages in childhood development. Can't u allow some room for SELF-DISCOVERY. but at that time I totally didn't believe him la. Cos I was such a frog in the well u see, totally didn't know tat that octopus-mouth looking thing was a cunt...i guess at tat time I was thinking man and woman shld be pretty alike in terms of physical attributes. Zzz.
Just now when I was at the hawker waiting for my spring chicken to be rdy, this bloody diseased looking black cat just stealth past my legs, wif its super infected skin rubbing against mine I was like WTF U #@%^$! MOTHER FUCKING CAT. GO FUCK A DOG OR SUMTHING. It looked so bruised u know, the tail halved, patches of missing skin, bruised looking all over. Jeeeez, looks damm flea-infested and FUCK IT FOR TOUCHING MY LEG. I wanted to just kik the shit out of it but I tahan, mai kee siao go kik cat later wad SPCA come kpkb. Then nvm, sitting nearby was the satay man, he go whistle then the cat go over to him, THEN HE GO USE HIS HANDS AND TOUCH TOUCH TAT PIECE OF FILTH !! and yea, he's not the satay man cos his underwear is red or sumthing, his the satay man cos he SELLS SATAY !! it was like instantly, this man (obviously blind and oblivious to wad happened) came and ordered some satay. So OWNED….the nicest satay aint gonna taste any nicer wif fleas in it pal. May the lord be wif u. and now I'm questioning the integrity of my spring chicken seller.
And now some updates on the jap star-zw-518gal trilogy. Jeeeez, getting so complicated. Last time zw so confidently tell me tat jap star no need to worry cos there's no target linked to her(unlike xyz). Then now tell me he think he no chance laio, the reason also abit not clear. And then he starting some investigation on 518gal already. Omg. And who else but buddy would be the one supplying the info. No kidding but buddy knows a hell lot of peeps in the sch la. From the cleaner tat cleans ASc lvl 6 toilet to the crow tat mysteriously ''chirps'' everyday at 12 noon, to the moron tat thinks tat Dr Ong (yes , tat balding bastard) is some gd guy tats *stern* for our own good. t(-.- t)...
Ending here...fucking tired.