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pr0file :
-jeremy
-age 18
-around 1.78m tall
-currently a student of TP
-spent thousands on a Free-to-play-game
-loves his command of profanities
-trash talking being a daily routine
desires :
* ? * =))
detests :
bastards who screw me for fucking them up when its obvious tat it's a fucked world we're living in
*stretches the rickety bones and turn on the acid tongue to start another bout of bitching*
...blogging is exceptionally demanding for lazy-bones like me. Gotta type and before that, gotta cook up fancy phrases to portray my screwed up life, gotta care about sensitivity issues, gotta mull over the smallest of events tat occurred and basically yammer at things that dissed me.
First up, Arts school canteen in the NUS campus Rocks Socks !! It's new, spacious, equipped with a BK outlet and "Lerk Thai"(which Alex once knew as Jerk thai which we assumed is credited to his compulsive jerking off to high definition porn), the place is pretty, wide variety of food and MOST importantly : a gathering point for the pretty lasses !!
The gang of 4 comprising of horny Alex, loud-laugh Nic, Slacking-at-home-most-of-the-time ZL and sweet-angelic-humorous-amiable-charming ol' Jere(which is me =P ).
Since the canteen opened, we found it compelling to be ready for lunch before 11.30, so as to get seats for feasting on those cute arts students ! =). Well, when there's honey, bees are bound to be attracted, which explains the crowd. Hence, being the usual brainiac, i deduced the following: week 1~pretty gals(mostly from arts school) swarm in to check out the place, week 2~pretty boys swarm in to check out pretty gals, week 3~ not-so-pretty gals swarm in to check out the pretty boys, in which pretty gals go back to hiding in mysterious locations cos legend has it that pretty and not-so-pretty gals DO NOT hang out together. Well, and the aforementioned theory explains the declining popularity of the spiffy canteen.
Next up, Alex got up to his usual bizarre temperament and this time, by playing hard-to-get love hero that cannot stand being pushed around by his partner. But o well, money when not at our disposition will become our liability, for every guy wants his share of driving big cars and living it up in the near future. He kinda patched with his gal already, which i anticipated, not like it didn't happened before. I guess we all have our warped side which the other party has to tolerate. Like if she can tolerate with him ogling at girls openly and downloading porn by the truckload, he should also adapt to her menacing attitude towards him. But it all ended well, they're back and its good they know its each other they need at the end of the day and that love doesn't come by that easily.
And while on the topic of Alex and his truckload of porn, the maestro once again amazed us with his unfaltering desire to thrive for the best of adult videos, and this time in the name of high definition(HD) vids !! As he passionately rants about his HD escapades, seemingly proud of his achievements, I can't help but wonder if all this pornography is gonna turn against him someday. But despise him not !! The man is worth his weight in gold, truly upholding his tittle as the best "pornographist" around, he'd showed his goods and we gave the thumbs up, bravo Alex !
Life in the attachment company is pretty awesome as we started to blend in there like real employees but all good things just gotta come to an end. In another month or so, attachment will be over and I bet I'll be lamenting for not getting to see NUS pretty faces again. BOooo ~ T_T. Life back in tp is gonna be so crappy, as good as a downgrade; bad. Once again, my supervisor made me love her so much when she sent this email to jiangli back in tp :
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FW: feedback on TP student
Dear Dr Jiang,
As company’s supervisor, I’ve worked together with two TP students in their company attachment program, Muhd Fahmi Muslim (2006) and Tan Yong Qi Jeremy (2007). I am impressed by their great personality and diligence as well as their work ethic. I thought both of them must be the top students, but then said they are only at average level.
Both of them are trustworthy young men. Their reliability, honesty, and working attitude have impressed all of the researchers working in our organic synthesis lab.
Both of them have good organizational skills. They are able to successfully complete multiple tasks with favorable results despite deadline pressure. As part of the attachment project, they consistently delivered products with high quality. They are self-motivated workers with good communication skill. Both of them have not only showed the ability to work in a team, but they have also demonstrated leadership abilities. All of the researchers working in this organic synthesis lab considered they are the most responsible members we have ever worked with.
Congratulations that you have such great students.
Best regards,
Xiao Yang
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And all this after i screwed up her experiments time and again, her unwavering compassion and big heart continues to influence me to work harder to reciprocate her efforts. =).
Recently talked to people around me about what we're gonna be in future and where we're heading for after NS. Guess i got kinda stumbled by this kinda stuff. No clear path i can think of right now and its frustrating to know that we can only live once, screw it up and thats it. Game over. t(T.T t)..
HOLA !!
Took me long enough to get out from my state of fester and continue churning ideas for blog trash.(not to forget bitching about people around me). Way too many events took place within the past year of blog absence and jeeeez, where do i start -.-!!..
Alright, talk about something humanitarian. Death. I won't be addressing much on Ruben's friend, Donald, whos soul got recalled by the lord recently. Bottom line is, we can only live with the consolation that these people have done much good and god wants them up in the heavens instead of undergoing the tribulation humans have to go through. Amen.
BUT, wad im concerned with would be the death of idolised pro wrestler Chris Benoit !! 
I was like ZOMFGWTFBQQ chris benoit died !? And fuck this dickhead, he killed his wife and son and then himself. Its like, ppl in the 3rd world countries are dying of starvation and diseases and ppl like chris wif FAT pockets are dying for the most absurd reasons. Go fuck a whore or something with all tat dough man.
On a lighter note, my attachment to date rocks socks!! Awesome supervisor and undeniable flexibility. All i do there is wash some lab apparatus, watch my supervisor carry out experiments for my major project, be punctual for tea breaks and get fully paid regardless of my presence at the premises. The absence of a punch-card or book-in system makes it all the better and i usually report to work at 9.30am(as instructed by supervisor). Today, i overslept and decided to sms my supervisor saying tat im sick and on medical leave. And being the usual understanding self, she replied to say: "take care, u can rest at home for as many days as u like."
-.-"...lol.
Lunch can range from 2hrs to 4hrs and the food at NUS biz sch is just FARKING CHEAP. Under 2 bucks and u get an upsized bowl of noodle and i usually get the double chicken chop/cutlet at 5 bucks odd. Ocassionally, we visit the macdonald's at engin sch or the subway opposite engin sch, in which the mac is like 2 bucks cheaper than wad they're selling outside. its a steal. And fellow companions from tp make it all the better. Comprising of Alex, Nicholas and ZhenLong, we pratically get up to all sorts of cranky stuff and laugh our asses off throughout the day.
One particular day tat deserves to be mentioned would be last friday (13/7/07). We were in this room waiting for the student orientation shit to start and after like 15mins, the other batches of students who got pissed after waiting for so long decided to leave. Which leaves the room completely controlled by the mischievous 4 !! WUahahhaha. Someone(not me) cued Alex, a.k.a Captain porno, to whip out his spiffy notebook and challenge the limits of spy cameras in IMRE(our company name). Without hesitation, Alex unleashed his compilation of adult material and out of goodwill, let the rest preview his LATEST downloads, fresh from the studios of "fuckland" America. Now tat i think back on it, it was kinda stupid of 4 grown-ups sharing porn for the sake of acknowledging themselves as daredevilesque attachment students doing something sinful. No daredevil emblem of any sort but i guess the self-satisfaction of bending rules just brings us back to wad we are; kids. =)
We also got involved in this Project-get-to-know-tat-gal in our company which recently came to a abrupt end. There's this NUS gal also serving her attachment at IMRE and shares the same lab wif alex and nicholas. Initially, we had afew glances of her and tot she was pretty decent looking. And so a week long investigation ensued with Alex sacrificing MP research time to delve on every small clue. Not letting the horde down, Alex managed to unearth her blog url which contains albums and albums of her photos. But to our HORROR and dismay, it turned out tat the gal was kinda crappy looking and i guess we were all blinded by an overdose of acetone usage in the lab. Alas, no more gals to watch for the rest of 2.5months. BO0o =(
Too many things to write, too short a timeframe to pen them all. It’s gaming time =P.
To end on a positive note, my blog entries will contain less vulgarities from now on(at least without hokkien expletives) to cater to sensitivity issues(not tat i care actually).
This blog BG(self-drawn except the bleach characters =P) and template was created by me myself with "some" reference to pre-made templates and reserves the right for staying on this blog and only this blog.
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wad the hell is wrong wif the mediacorp script writers man...i've been watching this 7pm show for some time and it develops to such a point where hotty jessica liu chooses to be with lee nan xing the bum.jeeez... kinda reflect life actually... the world's so screwed now. y not, even taiwan's national treasure, jeff, a.k.a head of machi and former member of L.A boys is gonna face a 2 year jail term for rapping about how corrupted the current taiwan government is. wth man...wads wrong wif speaking the truth. if wad he rapped was not true , y jail him. truth fears no question u see. prove u're right instead of using ur authority to remove tat thorn in u. more screwed would be the 2006 miss universe. wth is wrong wif the fucking judges man. bloody hell bias against asians. miss japan, hot fave to win, obviously did not and worse, lost to this ugly bitch. its liek all over the net man, kurara chibana shld be the winner hands down....watch the vid in the previous post, god she's so chio !! watch how charismatic she is... lovely.
all hail Miss Japan 2006 !!!
"=d... so long nv blog liao. All the exams(thou I haven really studied for it) and shit.... So this is wad I'm gonna do, i'll write alittle very day and consolidate my crap b4 posting it. Or else everytime forgot wad to write.
B4 I start, sumthing gay just happened when I went to buy lunch just now. I was along this path to a flight of stairs and stopped to tie my shoe lace. Then there's this fucking miget size pooch, think its from the chiwawa family, just stared at me and growled. Then nvm, think I frightened it or sumthing and then he just turn around and lifted his legs a.k.a dog pee-ing style, and showed me his hardly existent dick !! holy shyt...then nvm. As I walked towards the stairs, he suddenly barked like mad and CHARGED towards me !! SCARY LOR !! but stopped at the stairs there. really. -_____-''.... So now we know y female dogs are called bitches huh. Cos tat male doggy was such a fag bastard t(-.- t)...
Recently I've been watching loads of zhongtian tv. Gotta say tat ''xiao qi da cai shen'' and ''quan ming da men guo'' are the best shows I've ever watched in my 18 yrs of life. Learned a lot about the Taiwan situation from da men guo. Ah Bian, their president, only has like 10% of the population's s support and they even have this campaign where anti-AhBian peeps give 100 bucks for a ''hui piao'' which means donation ticket, to show how much they wanna down the president. And the amount collected is hell shocking, and now they’re saying tat the president is leaving the country on the pretext of escaping thou AhBian says other wise. To catch more on the funny side of the AhBian trilogy, do tune in every mon-fri 10pm to ''quan ming da men guo''on ZhongTian TV. =D
And recently, there's a lot of XYZ pics around the usual blogs tat I visit. Lol. Some really nice. Got her in Lee Sheng Jie concert and her in her friends' bdays and etc. getting more and more chio sia -______-'''... but just now i got a shock tat shocked wadeva unshocked shit in me. Scary... I woke up from this afternoon nap ma, then when I put on my specs, I felt my vision blurred and tot maybe its only temporary. Then after awhile I realized tat my right eye was kinda malfunctioning, blurry. Then I tried all sorts of shit; eye drops, eye massage, ointment rub and etc. and still blur !! so scared lor, for once I tot tat this might be a symptom tat I'm gonna lose my sight soon !! nothing's as scary as going blind and not being able to see XYZ !! omg...but now abit better la, dunno y also...gd to be back to XYZ (pic) hunting . =p
First exam of the sem coming soon, 2days from now, OSH.... But I guess it's the after exam activities tat are stressful. Still have to play pool wif buddy, play computer games, find work, sustain in the work for at least 1 month and etc. but at least I have 1 down, which is the class chalet which I prolly doubt I'm going. I dun really see the 'fun' in squeezing into a bed, sacrificing slp and gd food for the sake of being wif ur friends for tat few days. Not like we're so close u see. And OUR CLASS IS NOT BONDED wad. So chalet simi sai. Heng I remember to say this. Tat day which the class had a OSH class quiz, I so happen to 'have' the quiz paper due to previous day's long story. But anyway, our class top student was like telling us to study this and tat cos he's got info tat wads prolly gonna come out. Then buddy was wif me ma, and when he heard tat he say tat one we already know lo. Tat top student ask y we know, then buddy say I already got the paper wad. Then I jokingly say : how can I have the paper sia, impossible right. Then top student took it for real u see. BUT I WAS JUST JOKING. Well, maybe I didn't see things in his view but bah, who cares. I don't.
I just went to read ruben's post about his friend's blog being read by her teacher or sumthing. So cool. And ruby's so scared tat Dr Ong will somehow stumble upon his blog and screw him for wadeva shit he's said about him. If only Dr Ong get to chance upon my blog. Cos its like, if u hate the person and dun tell him wad u hate him for, he'll nv learn and continue to be hated u see. Well, of cos I'm not so bo laio to go up to his face and drill the f word in him but jeeeez, if he reads this and know how big a mother fucker I think he is, he'll prolly change and be more well liked. Maybe even get someone to accept and marry him (yea, if I'm not wrong, he’s still very single). Or else y other lecturers so young already married wif kids then he this balding old fag still putting on a fierce front to cover up his aging virginity....
Buddhism is back in play especially around this time of the year when exams are just around the corner and the importance of offering joss sticks becomes more significant. Dang it, means no beef till exam’s over....
Imagine if I were to become a monk, then even if I'm so pathetically single(like now) also nvm sia. Cos a gd monk would die a virgin but being a normal guy and dying a virgin would make u a fucking loser no less. And no gf also wun tio suan, canot jio tio the gal u like also wun tio niao. Best la.
Few days back was national day...and I'm still wondering wad ppl fancy in those momentary fireworks. Another point to consider thou, would be the ppl near the fireworks. I remembered when I was still in primary sch and attending this national day as a sch. Then I was like sitting at the back ma, and near the end of the show, they kinda released these ''jets'' of sparks surrounding the whole fucking stadium. And I was like RAINED with fiery sparks, thinking to myself if I'm trapped in some technical glitch and tat I'm gonna get disfigured or die or sumthing. But when ruby told me tat his bro once had his clothes ''holed'', I knew wad I experienced was just the norm. but pain lor wtf. But tat was eons ago la, long b4 I started knowing that sparks raining down on myself is hell dangerous, long b4 buddy slimmed down, long b4 xyz was known as xyz, long b4 the strap-on dildo was invented(more like improvised) and I most probably haven seen a cunt yet.
Speaking of see the cunt, I still remember hell clear tat it was Jeremy TIANG, tat kukubert asshole SOAG tat showed me a pic of a cunt which left me psychologically scared. Lol. It was like sec 1 or 2 and the whole class was at the com lab doing some shyt, then this horny bastard, opened one of his mail, showed me a pic tat was unknown to me(then) and told me another classmate sent him tat. And I was like, ''wads tat ?'' . and holy shyt, he told me tats a dang pussy...fucker. can't u let me go thru my normal stages in childhood development. Can't u allow some room for SELF-DISCOVERY. but at that time I totally didn't believe him la. Cos I was such a frog in the well u see, totally didn't know tat that octopus-mouth looking thing was a cunt...i guess at tat time I was thinking man and woman shld be pretty alike in terms of physical attributes. Zzz.
Just now when I was at the hawker waiting for my spring chicken to be rdy, this bloody diseased looking black cat just stealth past my legs, wif its super infected skin rubbing against mine I was like WTF U #@%^$! MOTHER FUCKING CAT. GO FUCK A DOG OR SUMTHING. It looked so bruised u know, the tail halved, patches of missing skin, bruised looking all over. Jeeeez, looks damm flea-infested and FUCK IT FOR TOUCHING MY LEG. I wanted to just kik the shit out of it but I tahan, mai kee siao go kik cat later wad SPCA come kpkb. Then nvm, sitting nearby was the satay man, he go whistle then the cat go over to him, THEN HE GO USE HIS HANDS AND TOUCH TOUCH TAT PIECE OF FILTH !! and yea, he's not the satay man cos his underwear is red or sumthing, his the satay man cos he SELLS SATAY !! it was like instantly, this man (obviously blind and oblivious to wad happened) came and ordered some satay. So OWNED….the nicest satay aint gonna taste any nicer wif fleas in it pal. May the lord be wif u. and now I'm questioning the integrity of my spring chicken seller.
And now some updates on the jap star-zw-518gal trilogy. Jeeeez, getting so complicated. Last time zw so confidently tell me tat jap star no need to worry cos there's no target linked to her(unlike xyz). Then now tell me he think he no chance laio, the reason also abit not clear. And then he starting some investigation on 518gal already. Omg. And who else but buddy would be the one supplying the info. No kidding but buddy knows a hell lot of peeps in the sch la. From the cleaner tat cleans ASc lvl 6 toilet to the crow tat mysteriously ''chirps'' everyday at 12 noon, to the moron tat thinks tat Dr Ong (yes , tat balding bastard) is some gd guy tats *stern* for our own good. t(-.- t)...
Ending here...fucking tired.
Yea, its this gay kork boutique tat sells hell expensive stuff and just ytd, i was in this gay queue for this limited edition(around 80 pairs only) surrender jeans which cost 900+ bucks. And that’s like more than 2 months of the green I get thru allowance. And got fucked I was, fucked up by the jibai matah kukubertbrains. As a normal sg citizen, I salute the police force for helping us nab baddies, but not for MOTHER FUCKING JIBAI KIAS who just got no brains to see right from wrong. A notice was pasted on the wall for god dammit shit. And when ppl who queued correctly wanna correct them, they fucking hell dun give a shit and just shout here and there. Eh nee na bu eh jibai., dun think u shout shout then tua kee leh. U think I small kid scared u shout shout isit. Think I’m gonna write to the police department soon, ma de, make ppl queue for nth, then worse is this jibai tua kang fat ass police, keep asking me move back. NEE NAU HYA LA, IN FRONT GAP SO BIG I KEEP MOVE BACK KAM LAN !? then got the cheek to say he’ll ask he’s men to move the others back. ASK UR MOTHER MENSUS LA JIBAI. Dun just talk big, if u will ask ur fucking men to do, THEN SHOW ME U'RE DOING IT. DUN BO TAIJI ANYHOW SHOUT. Puah jibai, damm pissed.
Ytd I finally caught my gay ass bro watching dirty stuff. Cos I came back laio then like nv make noise ma, tired u see. Then I saw my big bro go out. After like 2 hrs of lying on the sofa, I went in to check on my younger bro. very dark ma. And guess wad, he DUN KNOW I WAS IN THERE !! WTF LOR !! I was like standing almost 90 degrees beside him and he nv see me. More to the back. But at first I to the know I was there u know. But he was like surfing this youtube and I saw his search bar put 'webcam'. Holy shyt lor, I was like , omg ? does he think tat webcam is not porn so I caught him also nvm ? or he was like watching and watching. Then suddenly, he pull down his zip wanna PCC SIA !!! SIAO BO. Tat was when I really know he dunno tat I was there. God I swear I was standing so close to him, porn blinded him I guess. But I of cos nv stay to watch him play his gun la siao. I just make a 'hmph' sound and started walking out. Then SO FARNY !! he finally noticed me and faster zip back up his pants. LOL !! totally owned lor.
Friday I finally get to enjoy. Went to Yaki Yuki cos zw dowan seoul garden. So we go YY fry fry beef and wad not lor. Not bad, I fried out this 'squid-bunny' tat was sooo cool =)) !! 
Then we went to watch 'Click', about this cool universal remote that allows this guy to do lots of stuff like fast forwarding his life and etc. I think the show is not too shabby la, and plus points for the hot wife =X.
And I've given up on the N80 dream already, think I'm getting(soon) LG KG800, a.k.a chocolate. Sleek and stylish, has all the basis when it comes to performance, much cheaper, and did I mention touch-sensitive keypad !? wo0o0ot, nice.
And omg, the pass few days, zw was like having rekindled feelings for 518 gal... well, nth much I can say, but just hope tat u can look at this pic, and know who ur true 'love' is....
lol...
...mixed feelings. on 1 hand, i'm 1 yr more of a senior, 1yr more mature and 1yr older means another lvl of respect. but then again , shldn't we start to realise tat we're all nearing our very own brink of death.... national day is coming soon u see. ytd they kinda fired the cannons of fireworks. and i wondered, if humans can get the rarity of being struck by lightning, y dun the birds flying ever so carefree in the skies get abruptly blasted by wad narrow-minded humans think are ''fire-works''. fireworks are just sparks tat gives tat instantaneous and momentary bOom b4 our eyes and at the same time contribute a lil' to pollution. brutes aren't we....still firing cannons and wad not when we have lasers tat just requires its own pathetic share of electricity to get the whole sky filled wif 'animated fire-works'. and i was wondering y they like to use their fighter jets and ROAR across our houses when we're all sN0ozing away in our dreamland. and just y ain't the birds not affected again. even if they dun get run over by the fucking jet, they would have died of the sound of the fucking jet right ? hmmmm...do birds even have ears in the first place. -___-''... and national day parade is surprisingly still alive. all tat mindless marching and president-waving. total waste of time and money when singapore still has its fair share of beggars. fuck it, its getting so stressful nowadays tat i've run out of crap... o, fine , lets talk about this grace( the one who joins UO1 class and WAS the rumoured ruben squeeze'). few days back, grace msn me to ask me for MY group's ET lab report 4, thinking tat i'm some kuku kid tat got cunts for brains. since the last time she borrowed pieces of work from ruby, i knew she's some baddy. so smart me (as usual >.<) decided to play dumb wif the dumb. i told her i didn't have it and obviously she doesn't know tat ruby likes to send all the grp members tons of copies of grp work. which means i obviously have it. but i'm not all mean u see. i told her to try ruby, he might have it. lolol. ruby knew bout my devious plan and decided to play dead. or in other words, act afk. but persistant grace decided to go to the extent of calling him !! talk about being thick-skinned. so ruby SUCCUMED to grace's menacing requests. then few dats later, xiao ping , ruby's friend told him tat grace took our grp's work, and claimed it as her own. pwned huh. worse is, when confronted, she still has the cheek to deny everything and add in afew expletives for xiao ping. i mean, come on, if we trusted wad u said, would u be such an outcast in ur class tat u have to come over to our class !? anyway, i dun give a shit if u happen to read this or not. its just a matter of time tat u'll know tat i like to bitch bout peeps.
just now i was msn chatting wif kq and darrel. and darrel told us this damm funny thing tat happened to a friend of his. his friend and the gf was gonna have sex u see. then the gal was like all naked and telling the guy wif such enthusiasm tat she's fucking rdy. but guess wad , she was like saying : lai, i'm rdy le, just enter, i rdy laio. " and she said all these not knowing tat the guy's already inserted his manhood into her!! LOL !! darrel explained tat they were doing doggy instead of the conventional missionary and we're still wondering if the prob lies wif the guy's subtle size of his kuku or isit tat the gal's cunt is so freaking loose tat she can't feel a whole banana enter her. tsk tsk...
guess i'm no longer swt 17... 18 sounds like a NS man age already...dun we just yearn for tat free shave =))
wO0o0o, finally got a 'chance' to blog. not to say my blog so in demand or wad la, i not so thick-skin u know. yea, smart korks shld know who i'm talking about la. not tat i'm back to bitching bout ppl u see. but today, buddy tio owned by tat ncc kid. buddy was a 'philanthropist' today and so he passed a few *strings* of nuggets to weilian and weilian for no apparant reason decided to past to others , not knowing tat she's gonna complete a fire triangle. without hesitation, alex sunk his teeth into the juicy chicky nugg even after buddy's repeated attempts to *ask* the nuggets back. and without showing the slightest bit of remorse, alex proudly annouced to the ppl sitted around him tat he is a thick-skinned kid, like as if he's won some HUGE and prestigious prize for eating ppl's nuggs. and knowing buddy for 4 yrs now, i knew he was pissed. but man, if i were u , fuck it and punch him cos grumbling ain't any use. but y these things dun happen to me ? cos i dun volunteer to give up my foody in the first place. everything has its roots u see. not tat i'm selfish cos its not like i nv treat u ppl b4. i said b4, dun fuck protitutes and u wun get aids. if wanna share, give to the one u wanna share, pass and its just....so gone. speaking of the fire triangle, here's where application of OSH comes in play. Alex replied in buddy's blog saying tat a spark will always be dangerous wif fuel around. b4 i go on to the OSH part, i would like alex to know tat if u actually look at this the other way, a spark will always be harmless without fuel around. takes 2 hands to clap u see. in other words, u're just putting wad i said earlier in another way. but anyway, kaijie was telling me tat if i, the mighty ol' DANGEROUS spark is the ignition source, the malay supporter is the fuel, then alex would be the oxygen !! LOL !! in other words, he's the one thats really gonna get the fire burning. but who cares, go experiment and see if Buns fear fire. buns just fear the digestive system u kukus. seriously, i dun get anything from pissing alex upside down u know, but he just manages to get into the headlines sumhow. -___-'''... and just now the bunch of us were playing soccer and OSH came into play again. Weiliang kinda mistook the lightbulb for the goal post and so rammed the ball into it, making it fall and subsequently making it shatter to bits. So applying wad zach siew taught us, in the case of an incident, dun try and be a hero. Instead, beat it and run. And shareez being the top student was obviously not missing out on his OSH skills and thus was the one tat immediately, yes IMMEDIATELY, signaled us to clear the scene. So fun =)))
2 days back, which was monday, i killed a cockroach... it was in the morning and i was walking down the kitchen and saw this 'xiao qiang' stationary on the floor, maybe waiting to ambush some ant...(if there are any).and i'm like, ''WTF is tat dirty shyt doing in my hse !?! ''. so i went to the store room and dug hard and finally, bug killer found( or insecticide as they call it). and since i'm scared of bugs, i just stood quite a distance from it and fired away and JEEEEEEZ , the spray SUX !! i think i would have killed tat roach using my hair spray in a even lesser amount. i think too long since a bug has been terminated in the house, so the insecticide maybe is expired one. -___-'''.... it took me so long and i had to clean the floor cos it was so *oilified* by the insecticide. btw ytd i saw xyz and jap star and the whole gang at the com lab while waiting for my cds. so being a goodwill, kind-at-heart friend, i sms-ed zw about it and guess wad. tat ingrate... questioned me about my 'motive' at the com lab.... come on la, if i was XYZ-hunting , i might as well camp outside the ultra supply there.... and my dad was damm farny this morning. i was preening and preening ma, then he see liao say : 'u in sch got gf isit.' so i said, ' no have. ' . and he SAY : ' ayo, throw my face sia, summore look in mirror so much for wad. ' WTF LOR !?!? totally owned by dad...
...and here i m , wif my hairband (hairbands are cool =)). ) chucked awkwardly on my head and wif tons of pending work.... and on my way home on bus today, i heard a bunch of sec sch kids saying they're gonna choose poly cos its less stressful... nub cakes, ur teachers tell u tat cos they ain't been in a poly in the first place… t(-.- t)
not to say first time playing la, duh, but so long since i played wif the dang ball, in fact, so long since i ever played any sport. -______-'''...and now, my toes are bruising wif blisters ( large ones =X ) . one even had blood within the blister, so its blood + the blister juice. after i managed to reach home, i so anticipated poking the blister wif the blood one. jeeeez, all the bloood O0ooziiing out , bahahha, so fun. but one sad case, no ''hanster plas'' in the house...the bun family is always tot to be macho kids and we ain't need no plaster in the hse....till now tat is. so bo bian lor, tear up some tissue and take some scotch tap to make D.I.Y plaster. i still remmember in secondary sch sia, the usual bunch of peeps would go sumone's hse wif a street soccer court nearby then play till my legs cramp...once even both legs cramp lor...fierce. zw finally starting to show actions toward jap star sia, go scan whole of jap star's friendster testi lor. summore say wad no competitor... norr, tat ''shaun'' tat use chim chim words one is one competitor lor. summore if i not wrong jap star is ang moh speaking one. lol, skally she likes peeps 'fluent' in ang moh. anyway, jia you ba !! ^--------^y
BAH hahahha, ytd went wif the ''usual'' classmates to watch the highly anticipated pirates of the carry-bean !! thou i was quite pissed tat the fate of captain jack sparrow is pretty unknown till next year when carry-bean part3 would be out...jEeez, i wonder wad could have happened after he speared his sword and himself into tat cunt-like mouth of a sea monster;the crack.sounds like a cunt too...ytd was record breaking , the show only cost me 15 bucks !! thx to last min cravings for the nacho combo or else it would've been 8 bucks nia.... and i know y zidane headbutt mattarazi le, becos matta asshole go insult his family. bastard, he heng heng is tio headbutt nia, if i zidane i jitao zham his lan let him no father's day. tio red card nvm one. and buddy got into the main com easily( partially lack of competitors =p ) but 1 thing i really dun get about him. he wans it but dowan go fight for it. usually say ppl nia...ownself also wad. its like he is 3rd place lor, then just becos some fat bitch come and somehow pyscho him, he kinda gave up a position he could hvae gotten. nvm , not my taiji also. next is the chalet la, haven even exam all discussing chalet liao. heng i am those not cfm one. not cfm no need pay yet BAH hahahaha. forgot wad to write....
today was such a fucking solemn day. realised tat i'm not the only one lacking in family love in our class...zw told me , wif family not necessarily comes happiness. i used to think so but fuck it, tat was till i lost mummy. all tat crying for fuck now tat i recall, when she's around, i wasn't even a fillial enough child, lest show tat i'm gratefull to her for bringing me to this world. mummy, thou u can't hear this from me, i know and hope tat u know tat, i love u ! alot of self relections these few days. things like bitching bout ppl when i'm no angel myself. i simply cannot resist fucking ppl upside down for their little bads but now , i actually see wad the fuck i am first. im simply an ass and would like to apologise to ppl like alex and gowri wadeva i've bitched about u. i'm sry . dang , i've definitely matured thru poly days. see all the fuck in the world and learn to survive the fuck. ytd as i saw david trezeguet ( dunno how to spell ) miss in the penalty shootout, i was cursing like a mad kuku at y the hell can the defenders score but not a striker, but then now i know, i ain't gonna do better so y m i being such a korkster.... this few days tor-long rain more pls, i wanna wear my windbreaker !! pirates of the carry-bean opening soon sia, por-bi got miracle make me pick up 100 bucks on the floor then huat laio lor, this month no need pok-kai =)). read buddy's bff's blog, icycold (lol) , saw some pics of her in her NCC (omg...) days. i chuar tio sia, how come cedar gals ncc gals got some chio bu one !?! not her of cos... but omg...gals-military uniforms-exercise machines-chio bu. cannot see the link sia. here comes a korkier link : bff-ncc master sargeant-fat-wannabe love herione-wears mini skirts....
o=(",o)....lol, this emoticon is used by xyz in one of her testi one . ^_______^v
...and the story goes on. case 1 was re-opened due to discrepencies raised by assistant walter. determined to unravel the darkest of secrets and crack all cases in his way, SHitBun holmes once again rises to the challenge and an exciting and well anticipated advanture ensues !!
ShitBun decides to work on blogs this time round and man was it fruitfull. target #1 : thomas ong. SHitBun's quick wit led him to thomas ong's friendster blog , but unfortunately, tat korkster only posted twice !! but 2 posts were more than enough. amongst the info unearthed, any 5 yr old tat can read would know tat he likes her.(thou u'll need a smart one like SHitBun to actually understand he's standard of english in the first place -___-'''). thomas ong mentioned tat the person tat use to call him everyday haven called and after some referencing from the testi he wrote to xyz, its obvious who the ''she'' refers to. and xyz mentioned tat the one he likes shld be wif him ,and she can't possibly contradict herself. SHitBun holmes then searched her friends' blogs but to no avail...firstly she doesn;t blog, secondly she ain't very much mentioned in those blogs. undetered, assistant walter was dispatched to ask her personally if she has a blog, or even better, ask her if she's engaged to him. all SHitBun homles can do is to helplessly wait for his assistant's answer and do some self-reflections. maybe buddy walter was right, maybe SHitBun was too fussy? maybe SHitBun shld just eat wadeva comes his way ? but long is also right, dun miss chances and go fight for wad u like. but if she likes him, then wad we shld do is just zhu you qing ren zong chen juan soo. so most probably this will be the final investigation of xyz. next time maybe i'll investigate on y the world is round and etc...
gAhgAH GAH !! ytd went wif buddy and daryl to watch superman returns. b4 u ppl dismiss it as another lame superhero flick, i'm gonna tell u wad really changed my mentality of everyone's childhood hero , superman Y^____^Y.
~tEH tEh tEH , tEh tEH tEh !! TEH ! tEhtEhtEH , tEh tEhtEh tEhtEh !!!
tats the ol' corny superman tune tat we ALL grow up wif. then goes the story , sad and happy story lines, gd sound effects , cgi effects , gd looking casts and happy ending ^-^ . his fav qoute shld be this : ''i'm always around , gd nite loius'' wo0o0o, sooo c0ol !! '' dun really wanna give too many spoilers here, so go watch it !!! then after the show daryl had to go so me and buddy went town and shop. sg sale owns la, bought one shoe , discount 30 bucks (25%) , bought a bottle discount 10 bucks (50% !!) and then totally forgot to get any clothes -___-'''... saw some sch mates and when heading home , me and buddy saw this XYZ lookalike on the train !! she was like inches away from me cos the train was so dang packed.Zz. talk about close encounters -____-''.. then just now buddy msg me say he saw this lookalike at a kopitiam near his hse !! wAAd a fucking small world we're stranded on. if only i was superman and i can fly to planet krypton(destroyed already thou T_T ). and kq is kinda right. just now when playing maple, he told me tats life for ''us''. ppl like me and him, totally not at the right place at the right time . and the thing is , we just have to eat it, or jump down from ur hse roof (commit suicide in other words). every studying level, there'll be one person i like . wonder who comes after poly life o.O...
this is gonna be a ''drama series'' in my blog , featuring SHitBun ( me ! ) in some investigation stories. ^____^. here goes part 1 :
One fine afternoon , ShitBun was too bo laio, so he decided to do some ''friendster Scavanging'' on the topic tat the buns in poopy world is more concerned wif. XYZ...
due to the unreliable info tat SHitBun's assistant( buddy walter) often gave(lol), he decided to unearth the truth behind XYZ's relationship status. SHitbun started wif the easy targets which are some of XYZ's close friends in sch but to no avail. but it was not long b4 the GENIUS stumbled upon the biggest clue on planet poop. on June 30 2006 at 1.37pm, ShitBun came upon thomas ong's friendster and searched his testimonials for further info. and dang, the truth was out. the sentence that best discribes they're together would be this thing she wrote : ''haha he will be a great bf. so the one and only person he like shld ditch anyone else and accept him ''. of cos, given detective SHitBun's expertise in the field , he would not just come to a conclusion tat soon. but after cross referencing, he realised tat a gal saying tat to a guy can only mean tat she likes him. duh. so further investigation went on. it was found tat both of them have their friendster status as '' it's complicated'' , and after further investigation , it was found tat there ain't no choice such as '' steady or bf-gf''. and wif XYZ's low profile nature, it would be impossible for her to put the status as ''married'' , like wad buddy walter is doing -____-''...
and of cos history of the presence of their relationship is brought forth for further cross referencing. things like sending her home , OMG !?! , buddy walter being the thick skin one only started sending her gal home after they steady for some time if i not wrong !! and of cos events like CCN day , etc. thus, SHitBun can only conclude tat age (and height) is not a factor -____-'''... case close.
had been thinking bout certain things the past few days and this tot just struck me. '' liking ain't about possession''. yes , its my original qoute and i think it means so much. cos i kinda looked back at the sec and pri sch days and jeeeez , liked but nv possessed but still able to move on as a happy man. then i tot , wads the point of possession anyway. possession might even cause one to lose the liking for tat particular thing after some time and the cycle repeats. and wif zw's increasing infatuation for XYZ ( lol ) , i think i've finally found the way. to move on or help him or sumthing, which is gd karma , and nv know wad it might reap.
secondly , my mentality on ITE students changed completely. dammit they're gd. few days back on the papers featured some exceptional poly graduates tat came from ITE. this guy from TP, got a GPA of 3.95 (wtf) and was on the directors list for 2 yrs. and ol' me almost made it to the failure's list. well , of cos not all ITE students had tat kind of mentality la. And hu knows, Thomas Ong could be one of those director list one o.O’’
3rdly , i realised tat u dun have to pay a single cent to watch cable tv. and credit to zw for widening options wif the introduction of adult channels too. -____-'''...
bet he had tat site long ago and since i intro him to viidoo recently, he gave me his site in gratitude. and now we know y he always insists in not dl-ing porn, COS HE'S GOT LIVE STREAMING PORN.
been watching baseball in the morning, play alittle games in the noon , ''sight-see-ing'' in friendster(courtesy of buddy's acc; yes i have his pass ! ) and then watching worldcup at night. abit lifeless sia. but in this p0op world , its totally no money no life. if i had 1million bucks wif me now , i'll have all the life in the world. but i don't. so happy hibernating at home till sch reopens. around 8 more days to allowance day and this time , i'm reallly REALLLLlyyy gonna save up for the nokia N80. and all tat talk about liking ain't about possession -__-'''...but this is different ba. this is a neccessity. =))
and tat day i left my new bottle of hair spray wif buddy. Zzz... 99% he'll use it and say , the bottle kinda fell on the floor and one of the spray leaked out...
-____-'''...and which also means i have to go get one more bottle b4 sch starts cos i dun even have a drop of spray wif me now. *wear cap also need spray one....*
Firstly , got to address a issue brought up by the muslims in my class. they kinda read the post where i commented bout the way they're religion works. b4 anything , i hope they know tat ; if u dun wanna get killed, dun walk into a hungry lion's cave. if u dun wanna get aids , dun go to a sleazy brothel and if u dun wanna get worked up over wad i say , DUN READ WAD I WRITE. simple. as for the language used , words like gay ass , u ppl shld know tat the blogger here is a ''vulgarian'' ,which means the ''mother tongue'' is like tat, so dun expect nice words here . just like when someone does sumthing cheap and i say : wa, u fucker sia. do i mean tat person go around fucking ppl ? and if Mr anonymous is refering to the muslim issue also , man u gotta get a life. got the balls to flame no balls to put ur name. and btw ,i dun think it shld be me controlling wad i say , it shld be u controlling wad u see. period. well , of cos i know some things i said could have been wrong due to my misunderstanding of the subject and tat one i'm sry , but u shldn't get worked up over language used man , u just have to eat it. and like wad i told to Mr SpiderMan from the U.S , without critism , its simply not life. world peace is bull and we know we need some sort of balance in gd and bad , simply for differentiation btween the 2. i know this is definitely gonna affect the cohesion btween me and the muslims in my class but jeeeez , if tats wad they wanna think , then there's nothing much i can do.
Now for the outing ytd , went to some plastics manufacturing company at jurong island. there fierce sia , b4 go in the island still got custom check one. then reach there laio go listen to the guy talk talk lor. also nothing much la , but then become technician gd sia , so slack leh. sit in one room press press button then steady liao. but then jurong lor , so damm far....
Wo0o0 , how to start sia , many things to talk about cos this few days bo blog liao. k , firstly , my new blog template. NICE HOR !! spend quite alot of time( which i shld be spending on doing the pending projects) getting everything set up, still got sound one sia.. just now had to go sch to take part in a activity for under privileged kids. and smarty pants alex told us they were disabled and wad shyt , go brush up ur shyt english la. and tat kang , make me sibei tulan. tat day project meeting on msn ma. then after discussing liao , ruben and grace leave the chat window liao , he told me : no slip short work ah. FUCK UR MOTHER AND GET A LIFE u shithead. aku got work wif u b4 isit , since u think u so tua kang and tat ur work is gonna be so much better than mine then u go do la. only know how to say i do this and tat , then in the end , u play ur own balls nia. i do i dun complain, but na bei u dare say slip short , i give u shit and see wad u can do. not like u're some top student. everytime only know how to do ur work till pattern liao laio. wu yong bo , at the end of the day , u got big kork and inside no juice also bo yong one pls. AND TODAY , jibai , make me buay tahan again , when he saw me and the kid , he told me : eh , must interact and play wif him hor. lin pei dun need u to teach me how to socialise u dickhead. cb sia , so many ppl , he soot me nia , interact or not is my taiji , u so tuakee u come interact la , i go canteen tiao kar i dun mind one. but shitty things and ppl aside , today was quite fun. firstly saw XYZ la , no XYZ i still say fun day meh. X_x
but tat kaijie ah , i really starting to buay song him laio , its not wrong for u to point out the person i like , but thing is , dun do it like u wan the whole class to know my crush u get it not. summore i dun even know her , later spread spread how. let her know then ask me to fuck off and stop liking her isit. and i'm not blind u know , she walk pass i can see , if we 2 alone and u point out to me , i dun mind , nee nau hya , whole class there u go say then like wtf. nvm. then saw one ex sch mate , candice or sumthing. knn become damm hot sia , last time not say not chio la , but abit plump ba , but now , sibei chio. actually saw 2 ex sch mate ba , the other one dunno wad name , but nvm. bout the kid now , not bad actually , starting wl , weiming buddy and me dun really wan malay or indian one. i know abit racist la , but then really lor , tio malay or indian abit buay gum la. cannot communicate well . but overall still ok la , he's one of those better malays anyone can get. then wl sibei farny la , tio this ahpu-nehneh gal , tat cannot shut her gap !! make wl sibei pek chek. then when to collect ice cream the time quite a waste sia , XYZ resting and jap star was at the ice cream counter or wad u call it. so no fate lor X_x.
then b4 this whole thing , went to eat KFC wif almost whole class , eat till damm full sia !! reminded me of the sakae horror. summore past few days i keep having chicken chop and spring chicken for dinner , then today mass chicken meal again. spend 12+ bucks lor , more ex than buddy's superman buddy meal !! cos i order 2 piece meal(which includes the chicken, 2 whip potato and 1 medium drink)+cheese fries+large popcorn chicken.....untill now i still quite full sia. and tonight maybe got gunbound match !! wo0ot , later then see how. gd way of class bonding =)).
finally , sumone gimme suggestion on wad i shld put on the 5th box in this blog pls. only idea i got is for past posts nia , but i dunno how to set leh , abit ma fan. Zzz. HELP NEEDED !!! pls write any suggestions in the super duper cool (and small) tagboard.
THE END =))
ytd went sentosa wif buddy , wl , mark , zw, rub and soo chin. na bei , damm hot sia , the weather and the bikini babes damm hot. then bloody macho kia mark , see we sharing shelter wif bunch of gals , go take of shirt , WTF LOR , make us so inferior. -_-'''...sibei sway lor , when we go kayaking , i tot wun make wet my hair ma , BUT BLOODY RUBEN , nothing better to do , go overturn me boat. summore no warning lor , make me take in the fucking salty water. DAMMM SALTY. then all start to overturn liao lor , and knn , i tio overturn 3 times. then we saw this couple soaking in the water for few hrs , keep touching here and there , no wonder the water so salty. cos of ppl like them who come beach also cannot control their fuck and then dispose their ''xiao'' in the water. t(-.- t)
then finish liao we go another beach the toilet and bathe , and sway soo chin , no tower , and obviously tower cannot borrow one ma , so gg for him.
then comes sakae. wtf sia , damm terror. ate like 20+ plates. me wl and mark share one table ma , then starting still ok one lor , till the time we started knowing how to use the computer. then keep wacking the breaded scallop and fried dumpling thing in batches of 6 , na bei , eat untill jin bah. ytd spend 30. not bad =)).
today do wad sia , damm sian , friday still must go sch for some class community thing. and still got some field trips coming which i still dunno when exactly. heard ET one is go waste water treatment plant o.O?? die la , tat one's gonna stink. Zzz.
and i just got this damm nice pic of XYZ , WO0o0ot , but beside her got one fatty , but then i smart ma , went paint to spray away fatty's face liao. XD
this morning tarn tio sia , went to buy prata but this time , its prata granny pack one. this time buy 3 egg prata 2 bucks nia. and so not gonna be a wannabe gdy boy and return her anything. also not i mean la , but i dun check my change one ma , went hoem laio then realised , too late liao lor. rule of the SHitBun's thumb : nv step of the hse more than once in a day. tomolo going sentosa sia , wo0o0o , hope everything go smooth , best is not too hot la , or else chao tah then not nice. and my Hair !!! sad la , cut liao lor , and its still quite long but not long enough tat type. sian sia , dunno how to style.... and omfg , grace , tat ex-rumoured-ruben's-steady-pom-pee-pee add me in msn sia. cos the UO1 project same group ma , but dunno shld i accept not. zzz . tat day ruben told us she at her previous class no friend one , tats y jump ship to our class. jiak cao sia , can wan jump then jump one meh , and as if she come here she'll have friends like tat. and if i accept her in msn ah , then my msn sub nick cannot advertise my blog address laio leh , later she read this then she go complain to her mum or wad shyt. and also dunno who give her one , 99% is ruben toh zuo yue. t(-.- t)....u could have said i was a caveman and don't use msn one wad....
sibei sian , wan study cannot study , keep eating and eating nia. just now i kan gong sia . after sch ma , then wan go eat and buy hair spray one. but then spoil sport ruben and zw bastard me sia. say wad wan study OSH. as if they can study every min they reach home. later nv eat then peng san worse lor. so nvm lor , heng got buddy and soo chin wad , so i go bedok wif them eat mac. eat finish laio raining sia , so walked another way and totally forgot to get my hairspray. -_-'''.... and i decide liao sia , dowan buy wad watch liao , this month after the term test go BURRRRn , wO0o0ot. thursday busy busy. not only got 2 test but after the test comes alot more. watch movie la , gai gai la , BUY CLOTHES !! WO0o0o , long time liao. burn everything i have , then 2 weeks holiday stay at home eat cup noodles =)). hope big bro reservist longer. now so song lor , hog the com like siao . and can use his watch. BAhhahahha. so jian. i think i kar po away he also dunno lor , he also nv use one. Zzz.
just now i go friendster and realised sumthing sia , bernice is single again o.O''. lol ? guess she finally cannot stand all tat passive smoke her bf gave her. but seriously , as to how she actually knew tat ah beng is still the biggest mystery of all time. think innocent quiet gal , meet smoker ah beng wif tattoos. Jeeeez , tot tat kind of thing only happen in period dramas.
this few days got term test like no test sia. i still everyday play battlenet and talk kork wif zw. and buddy is like so set to thrash me sia . pass 2 test so dang confident , while i still dunno how to do this and tat. X_x. but nvm , not like nv tio own b4 =)).
just now anyhow click click media player then discovered this super duper zai elec/euro dance radio site. shiok sia , 100% tracks nia , no have na bei Dj's tat talk kork alot and music tam poh nia. and this one can instantly see wads playing , so if listen tio one nice one , just copy and paste into limewire and TAaDa , operation mass dl in progress. and just discovered this great MV by Gnarls Barkley. song name : crazy. later i go post here , pattern laio laio sia , sibei chio. and the music nice also la.
today saw xyz lor. BUT SO SWAY !!! see ah , i came sch walking towards concourse , then decided to go canteen get ribena. so buy laio i walk up by the right side staircase towards 6th floor ma. then on the 4th floor(the one above concourse lvl) , got this bunch of NA BEI JIBAIIIII KIDS , FUCK U PPL LA , CURSE U ALL KORK ROT !!! cb lor, they one class go sit on the staircase there, totally block the way , so i bo bian , go to the left side staircase and go up. THEN ON THE 5TH FLOOR , I LOOK SIDEWAYS AND SAW XYZ SITTING AT THE 5th floor RIGHT SIDE STAIRCASE !! NA BEI !!! NOoooooooooooooooo !!! those fucking kids la !!! CURSE ALL UR FAMILY DIE LA . sad case. holiday lai then 2 week cannot see liao lor , wan see must faster see.
...think i go watch fear factor awhile then study >.<
today got allowance laio sia ,but sad case la. this morning withdrew 50 then now left 8 bucks. -_-'''... also dunno where the money go to. just got a spring chicken for dinner. tat aunty today so mean , i buy so many times from her laio still can give me soggy fries >.<. then nvm. when i was walking home , i saw the otah man from far ma. but told myself this spring chicken more than enough liao, cannot buy summore. BUT NEE NAU HYA , tat ahpek damm smart. when i walk pass , he say : handsome wan buy otah , 3 for $1. WTF LOR , just who can resist such smart marketing and SINCERE and TRUTHFUL words. =))) so bo pian lor , bought 15 !! ... bet tomolo he gonna use same pattern. but i dun mind actually. =D. today in sch was plain gay la. maths and french quiz set untill so na bei chim , i totally catch no ball. fail cds mah loo one sia . still must stay back another sem with those gEeenahs. but one thing happy would be UO1 quiz , win wl,zw and buddy !! WUahhahaha , cos starting unit i got put in effort ba. but then recent topics start to slack and catch no ball liao. then after cds , actually won't see XYZ one , but then tat kaijie ah , saw XYZ then tell me see. kao , make me happy day become heart pain again. i rather mai kua than kua laio gek xim know not. but nvm , later go makan the chicken shld feel better liao. =)
AND PPL , WRITE ME TESTIMONIAL LEH !!! wa lao , so faar only buddy and daryl write nia. so sad la , where all the paeng you when u need them .-_-''...just spam shit la , help fill up space can liao. .......
arrrrh , recovered and just created friendster for my main mail add ( have another one ) and jeeez , either its my com or friendster is damm buggy. keep over-riding my profile. type laio then will roll back , jin pek chek. and i just discovered this film loop thing but too little pics la , or else will be nicer. just now when i was going out to get lunch , i saw this HUUUGE cactus outside my hse which i haven really noticed b4. it was so dang long,around my height and tied to this stick to give it support. next week would be term test liao , scared leh.....
dunno wad to write....
.....today was CCN day. supposed to happily go around whole school and see see one. but halfway thru , saw sumthing that really made my heart pain. zw and buddy shld know ba. of cos i can't just breakdown there and tell u i'm so sad and wad not. but it was a hell 'la heart ache. but managed to drag myself to com lab and do ET report wif ruben. really had a heavy heart just now....pain written all over. gd thing now is near bed time liao , just wanna faster go slp and wake up to a new tomorrow. maybe i shld have went wif wl they all to dota....afterall , ignorance is bliss......but maybe this is the thing i need to push myself for the coming term test ba. faster get this year over wif and industrial attachment in yr 3 then no need so gek xim liao.....
wo0ot , i just saw zw's msn change to this pic , REALLLLY loook like XYZ friend sia. and just how he dug this up no one knows -_-.... just now b4 the icp quiz started , zw told me tat this 'japanese star ' sitting at the concourse there ma , then actually i also dun wan go one , BUT , BUT , got jap star = 50% got XYZ , so i geh geh went toilet and Wo0o0otz sah, XYZ was there. then toilet finish liao must go back down ma , THEN SO HENG , seng guan saw and called me . so i send some stuff over his hp at the railing there , then can kEeeeeep LOOKING , BAHahahhahaha , kua untill jin song. wo0ot ? shaun just investigated on the jap star. she's called alesia . zw cfm go add her liao. =))
just now went pulau tekkong sia. i tot shld be quite village looking one leh , but nee nau hya , so high class sia . got air con building la , big big lecture rooms and etc. then can see all the horny ah-bing-ge , see sch gals nia give tat chee ko peh face , later they cfm go pah xiao into the sea or sumthing one. there u pcc anywhere also can lor , anywhere also forest and sand , like they can detect like tat. then they show us the shave botak video , wa lao , sad case la. shave botak gek sim sia , my hair take so many months to ''culture'' , then they 5 sec shave off liao. YA , 5 SEC LOR. u see how they shave , cb they heck care u one. cos i think u pay 2 bucks nia ma . 2 bucks they can lim kopi nia , still give u nice nice david beckham botak meh. then we tasted the outfield food , those in green packet then tear open can eat one. NOT BAD SIA. pattern jin juay lor. got wad bolognaise( dunno how to spell -_-''') pasta la , paranakan chicken dumpling rice and wad stew potato. stylo sia. but food gd also no use , outfield ah , shyt still must dig ur own kang to shyt one. skallly hor , u go dig other ppl use b4 that kang then so sway sia , the sai dunno buried for how long liao u go lau it out. Jeeeez , then wad if u tio ah gua in ur grp sia , u wan shyt he follow u everywhere , kao , scary la NS .
go study liao , tomolo thursday , wo0oo0t la .
JEEeeeez , i die la , ytd nv study at all. thx to friday nite tat gay ass meeting at 11pm. make me ytd slp and slp. i only wake up in morning awhile to eat , then go back slp , then eat lunch laio online awhile then go back slp , then at nite 9pm like tat go slp....till now. and fucking hell , zw also damm free , go search jap stars tat look like xyz friend.-_-. AND BLEEEDY hell , ZW STILL GOT XYZ PHOTO !!! but i dun keep better la , bo kua bo gek xim. kua liao ka ki siu then i'll just fucking hell get depression soon. next week quiz she how sia , if she take last sem 4 subjects then + this sem 4 or 5 subjects = 8 or 9 quizzes , so owned. but she is afterall JC first 3 months one sia . i this kind 1st 3 months at home tiao ka one also can pass pass she shld be no prob one la. aya , already say mai siu i stilll siu. -_-'''....
go chiong liao , gd luck in quiz to all those reading this . =))
SOooo fucking fast end of week liao. but fucking clasmates sibei enthu , wan discuss project later at 11pm , nee nau hya , then lim pei no need koon liao lor. just now went play pool wif liang , buddy , zw and soochin. i sibei laoya obviously but who cares , liang say if i this month not enough spend can borrow from him. Wuahahha XD , kam xia la. just dl-ed zhou hua jian songs , finally got ppl upload. not tat i'm being such an ass to engage illegal like this , but they dun wan us dl then dun make those albums so fucking ex la. na bei la , talk no action , summore we internet dl also need to pay monthly net fee wad. =) . then sumthing REAL FUCKED UP happened today. i really is buay song that ah-pu-neh-neh in our class.( there's only one). no offence but ruben , this kind of bitch , is so cmi tat u'll come to realise one day tat character own looks so stop being so soft. just now at lab class , i see soo chin one person there i really wanna cry or sumthing , its so sad. and he's more efficient than her , so much more. just because she cannot communicate well wif him , she just left him alone and came over to 'poach' my ruben. knn bei , i can cfm half the class hates her. she see him easy bully sia , then doing he practical tat time , she control everything , soochin only can do wad she tells him to. then whole class was like looking at how she was trying to drag ruben over even thou ruben was quite reluctunt. then soo chin can only stare away and pretend he didn't know was happening. i see him like tat i also damm sad.Even suhua was telling ruben not to partner her. so cool . next week jialat liao lo , slapped wif so many quiz . sian. i hate bitches , they need XYZ to enlighten them. and jeeez , i'm still thinking bout tat ''chair stealing'' incident -_-'''....best first and last impression-_-'''...
jeeeez , after taking a gd ol' l0o0ong shower , i just realised tat i'm being such a loser. previously i said tat buddy was wrong to think that we shld get a gf during poly or else no chance liao , and here i m , getting my friends and myself so fucked up over this xyz. and long told me thru msn that the 2nd piece of work i sent it was pretty gd, at least better than b4. jeeeez , maybe he read my blog and wanted to console me ba , but tat really helped. and i wouldn't have done it without him providing the web for me. so many twists in life. today i might be a plain ol' student and *pOof* , tomolo i might just be summoned to the president's hse to be told i'm some buddha reincarnation o.O''. thx to long , later i'll most probably get to slp. or else sure keep thinking bout how assed today was. and of cos , buddy keep consoling me and all tat . really helped =)..
to take u must learn to release
emptiness is lust(or isit colour)
lust/colour is emptiness
buddha cut meat(dunno which part) feed eagle
Shitbun shall cut anything but his manhood to feed a brighto future (as in cut of sorrow , etc -_-)
oh-mee-toh-foh
sumtimes ah , i just wanna go one corner and cry..... take today for example, i go sch nia , long give me tat really pissed look , say i need to redo my OSH slides. i mean , if my work sux , tell nicely la , its afterall in the starting stage wad , still need alot of amendments one wad. quite sad la..... then next week is a bunch of quiz liao , this time i really wanna do well leh. dun wan anyhow liao. then just now. saw XYZ at com lab. shld be a happy thing one la , but then the more i see her , the more i realise i'm just wasting my chances away day by day , and soon it'll be the usual leave sch and not leave a trace thing. sian.... and zw is so keen to know wad happened. its like tat la. rub , sh , kj , buddy and me go com lab wan do ICP forum thing. rub , sh and kj went lab 1 while i and buddy go lab 2 see first. at first saw seng guan nia , then i went lab 1 ler. then shaun suddenly come lab one ask me go over. got xyz. so i go lor , she so zhun sit beside seng guan. so we talk talk to seng lor. BUT , I DID SUMTHING FUCKING STUPID !!! na bei , i felt FUCKING SAD after i did tat. cos shaun say wan do our work at this lab not wad , then he ask xyz beside tat 2 com got ppl use not. she say no have. then i dunno is blur or wad , go over to one come , empty one , and pulled one chair over. AND TAT CHAIR WAS BESIDE XYZ ONE !! it was her friend's one. then she was liek pulling it back and I FELT SO BAD. SAD LA. i didn't know beside her tat com was used lor. -_-''.... sooooo SAD. and so we went back lab 1 to do our stuff. then we use net send to pm seng. then buddy went to pm xyz also. then she suddenly come over our lab , next to us , and ask shaun how he do one. jeeeez , sooo close. yet so far -_-. she's got nice voice too. T_T . so scared now. the more u like , the harder the disapointment. Zzz....
may the world be a better place. T_T
TODAY , OMG TODAY , WAS WAaaaaaaaaaaaay BETTER THAN YTD !!! RARW. it first started when i went to sch today. i dunno y reach sch sibei early today , walk inwards to concourse nia , saw XYZ , THE ANGEL , and one of her friends beside her. then she looked up at me(wif those OMG , fatal electrocuting eyes!!!) , but i paiseh obviously , then look away. =_='''.... then i sms zw say saw xyz , but suay suay he wan rush over also no fate. miss bus and wad shyt , Wo0oot. song bo la. THEN NVM. omg , just few hrs ago, after my french tutorial , i was at the concourse then saw wangliang they all. then wang liang mentioned xyz then i told him wad happened this morning , AND OMG , XYZ DESCENDED FROM THE SKYSSSS . she just appeared behing wang i was nudging wangliang in her direction , then wangliang went to observe her when she went over to refill water at the cooler. SO CLOSE SIA. so HAPppppy. btw wl , to me , she's the CHIO-EST , BESTEST gal in tp . still got tat jap flavour , omg , total ownage. and she's so hot. +_+. then i and wl go french lecture , WIF HER and her friends IN FRONT OF US !!! OMG SIA.
happy sia today. =)))
jeeeez , cool start to the weeek. I SAW XYZ !!! wAAaaaaAaaaa !!! so happpppy. last lesson liao ma. then slacker teacher zack ( sounds like zw msn nick -.- ) release us so early , then i step out nia , xyz at opposite classroom door stuffing some stuff into her bag. and i just open the door and PRESTO , maiden descended from heaven in front of me. GOD , tat just made my day. eeeeesh , i shld have geh geh pace around the corridor so can see her longer !! Wuhahahaha. then buddy sms me some crap jsut now , say wad xyz classmate pester him and sumthing , say i shld jia you. Wo0o0ot, I WILL !! =))) so happppy !!! GAHgAghagah
Now comes a solemn topic. the downfall of project starvation. well , it can;t probably have failed without bad peer pressure. ESPECIALLY YUAN LONG. Neeeee NAU HYA . b4 lunch suan me. say today going KFC eat. then say , o , forgot i saving money. ASSSsss . and obviously i can't just stare at the wall of the library at one corner while they're happily feasting on jeeez , finger licking gd chicken. -.-"...and so i tot maybe i could follow them and order the ''economy'' meal. but in the end , i still got slapped wif a 9.40 bucks hole in my wallet. but at least got improvement. last time used to be above 10 one. =_="....so maybe its time for plan B. working perhaps. and on the coming 24th i think , got this trip to pulau tekkong or sumthing. and ruben was suaning me for my ignorance. i always tot pulau tekkong was some undeveloped village and we're going there to build houses or sumthing (LOL). but it turned out to be the NS camp as wad he said. skally go there forced to shave BOTAK and do military stuff like running fucking far wif some fucking heavy rocks or sumthing , and if u dun do , the person in charge is gonna soak ur head into water and let u drown . omg. so scary , and tats wad i read from the papers. commando training or sumthing ( XD ). and if nv greet them skally they zham ur face and give ur ass the rotan sia. ass open flower , wo0ot.
tonight cannot slp laio la , sure keep thinking bout wad happened at around 4pm today. its like SOoo long nv see her laio then suddenly , right in front of ur face appear. WUAaaaa. =))))
ever since tat day me kq and darrel went out watch m.i3 , i've been thinking of changing my hp. cos y ? COS KQ COPY ME !!! take same hp as me , nee nau hya. then recently i went to web and see , and OMG , NOKIA N80 IS SO FUCKING CHIO. chio + powerfull tat is. but chio things come wif a price , and its like 788 or sumthing wif new line. NA BEI LA . summore if upgrade , +100 more. but +trade in old one become 788 back. which still is a bomb. =.="....so here's where project starvation comes into play. if i can dun spend for 2months, tat N80 is mine. WUahhaha. i so smart. but plain starving is stupid and obviously i'm no dumb fuck. So , maybe i can pack some bread to sch everyday , save up transport $$ by walking to sch ( which is quite impossible unless i wake in the wee hrs to start walking) and ebay wadever shyt i can find at home. wo0ot ?
one more alternative would be to gamble. if i zham whole month of pocket $$ into one day of 4D , and of cos por bi i tio , then N80 would come faster than i can bat my eyelids =). so smart. but sway sway bo tio then can go canteen kapo ppl's food liao.
project starvation HUAT AH !!! RAZOR RAMON sumitami HO0o0oo
today was supposed to be the day me and zw can get to see xyz de. but she played mia =_=''....so sad. first to touch on the buddy case. ytd he read my blog and his comment was :
"hey sry thats not wad i mean ler...so thats wad ya angry bout ...ya shld haf sae mahx ...actualli ya are more handsome than me ..haha...i nvr sae im more hand some than ya mahx ...haha...im so sry man ...i sae lid me so ugly oso standard not very high mahx''
i think he still doesn;t know the emphasis ain't on whether i look better or not. instead , i just wanted to emphasise tat i ain't fussy just becos u intro a gal tat u think is chio and especially since u know i already fancy sumone else. if u think there's no hope i'll get to know xyz or sumthing , can just tell me , but not push someone else and make me eat it.
and u dun have to feel bad or anything , i'm not angry , just instantaneously pissed .
next up would be haado gei aka hard gay Hoooo. this fucking funny japun ass. past few days keep going youtube watch. =D .
then sumthing happened in sch today , dunno is funny or weird. but its better i shut my gap here so i only told kq , who's not in tp so tell him also bo taiji . XD
alot of work coming up. heng today ruben say he comign my ET project group , Wo0ot , at least i and him still got talk one. or else stick to previous grp i fail laio la -.-'''.... and $$ getting lesser and lesser , sibei jia lat la. starting of the month spend so much. and and , wa kao , i think ytd ah , in LT ma , then got this fucking malay cb kang sitting behind me. he go use his leg dee siao me abit. THEN , i tot OF SKY !!! my kintergarden friend(tats wad he says) , hu got so idolised for ganging one tua kang malay during lecture and got suspended. back to me , at tat time ah , i reallly tot to myself , he make harder i'll take action liao. making cb he stop. na bei , if next time got chance i sure one slap zham his xia lan bin. ASc fight no prob one , all guai guai one , so friend tio mao they also lan lan. and then recently i recalled the old days in sch where teachers were a bunch of big fucks trying to bully us when we kids. when we gina of cos scared scared , if i got my mentality like now back then , sure fuck them upside down. i remember got one CME teacher , MR C or sumthing , come into class expect us to display new stationary for him. if dun have must do push up or wadeva fuck. and i also dunno y i so dumb. or shld i say , the whole class. i jsut had to go to the principle and tell her about tat tua kang teacher. he think wad , everybody so bo taiji zho then go standby new pencil and eraser for him , cb , i damm wanna go back to the past and save the class from tat fucktard. sch is to study , but they got fuck rules like no spiky or long hair , must have nametag AND FUCKING JIBAI need to wear their sch socks. jibai . like dun wear cannot study like tat. bedok green sux hard la , no wonder i heard the sch now damm havoc liao. discipline master go pcc and the other teachers can do fuck wif the students. GG u bastards. and i wun forget the vice principal tat cut my hair . one day i cfm go find him one. SWEAR. jibai , like ministry allow teaching staff to cut students hair. tat time i still small , no balls fight back. but tat lard ball better watch out , i tat time damm angry , angry till now. cb
t(-.- t)
god....today was trashy. first was the fucking weather. so hot till i went mah boh after ET lecture and tot i shld just skip ol'french , teng chu and koon. guess i'll be the first to get warning letter =.="... next is the fucking freshies. so many of them taking buses , make me take cab for the past few days. t(-.- t)....then its seng guan's coming bday. kao eh , i said i wanted to get him sumthig one , but then ah , i recently spend like fucking siao. scared i buy him thing then i remaining days of this month can eat dirt liao. T_T.....then was buddy. cannot tahan tat kork la. it was break time ma. then one gal came to him and talk to him bout some tutor thing , then this is wad happened ;
buddy : eh , tat gal was the one i told u bout lor , quite chio hor . wad u think
macho boy me : ....
buddy : oi , not bad right ?
macho boy me : *shakes head slightly*
buddy : wa lao , dun so fussy la , ur taste too high liao. u wan choose ppl also must see urself first. even i like tat also nv so bla bla bla...
WTF !? he trying to say he more yandao than me also not so choosy y i choosy. na bei jibai. i sibei fucking kns buay tahan. i got say the gal i like must be chio bu ? i got say got chio bu means must like ? and i think i need a online poll soon. vote see he yandao than me not. but i jsut tiam tiam. he's mentality is like , get a gf asap cos u might not find one after u leave sch . fuck tat la , dunno who teach u tat kind of lj wei one. same as darrel , tat day he send me one pic say chio bu. i say not chio . he say i fussy and wadeva kork. come on la , choosing for urselves and judging is so different . u say chio bu i say not means judging. wads there to be fussy about. sibei fucked up nowadays. i think only person nv piss me one is kq nia. when i tell him bout thomas ong , he still console me , say dun demoralise myself. kam xia man. i shld consider moving to np. tp is giving me so much sad fuck. and shareez tat gay ass , sibei dirty minded. even chinese dun talk as dirty as him and i tot muslim is those cannot watch porn one. then there u see him happily humming pcc and pcb everytime u see him. sian la....................................................................
ytd so song , went to watch m.i 3 wif wang liang they all. and i was controlling my pee half way thru the film , drank too much of the fucking coke. =.="....then after tat went to cafe cartel for dinner. wa kao , dunno is at nite eat got special or wad , but the proportions is jsut so fucking crazy. one big pork chop , chicken chop and this lanjiao called sausage , together called meat lover meal or sumthing, totally cannot finish. then after eat go pavillian pa lan game till 12+am , wo0o0t , pah untill no bus take , must take cab. another $50 gone =.="'...
today is election day sia , my bro get to vote liao o.O''. these few days keep see-ing the tv got wad rally and shit. that indian ball of lard hero sia , think singapore no camera one. the channel news asia ppl was there happily filming him and he still can put the form in his bag. then later say appologise la , and alot of kork , cb la , how can singapore have this kind of cb kang. wonder y ain't wad he did a crime , escape rotan sia. and then the workers party and the supporters like to shout sia , all brutes and they serious got balls for brains. firstly is their uniform , so bus driver , their symbol leh , simi lan jiao hammer , to chui their lan isit. then everytime the person speak , their supporter will over there shout and all that , wad a caveman side of singapore. only guy from workers party i think gd is the old man nia la. he doesn;t shout , has sense of humour and has experience. where got ppl choose some young retard to rule one. the older the ginger , the hotter it is. eeeesh , suddenly i sound so guai , so mature. XD . but its definately PAP for me , so organised , powerfull and experienced. i know alot of young ppl nowadays damm guai lan one sia , gd ones they dun vote , they purposely go support the lanjiao one , cos country become trash liao also not their taiji. and those tat dun support PAP is usually those tat currently no jobs one , thinking tat they vote for other parties they will get jobs. but not knowing tat the other party can do nuts. u might say they haven tried so we nv know wad their capable of , but nv try then must worry wad. nv try = no experience. summore if they fail those supporters not affected wad , still no jobs as like currently. bastards.
tuesday and thursday are happy days , can see XYZ wo0o0ot
ytd nite was s0o0oo SONg. Wo0o0ot , cos went gai gai watch lj movie wif kq and darrel. so long since i see kq and omg , he dunno eat wad sia , slim down quite a bit. BUT , wa kao , one thing is for sure , tat horny face and pervertive brains of his will always be his trademark. cos we say wan meet at tm one ma , then i told him i taking cab go , so he wan tum pang. so we reached together lor , THEN , wa kao , tat horny 'sniper' start to target unsuspecting chio bu(s) . -.-"...
once he was on his hp calling darrel ma , then we walked pass this SUPerrr GAN CHIO gal wif a old lady ( god knows y ) , and he was like , omg , how to describe , super stun tio. then chio bu walk pass liao he was like asking so chEeee ko-ly whether i got see tat chio bu not. like duh....i'm not blind. then in the theatre , i was buying tickets ma , then tat pubor korkster , i buying halfway ask me look to my right. i tot ask me see movie poster or wad , then turn laio , saw this chio bu wif her bf. =.="'...aSsss , later i tio pah he sure siam ke pee. then darrel was same as b4 ba , but sibei jia chau la tat kork , make use of gals .... then we watched firewall tat kork movie and again kq tat ass , try to be hero go hicup in the middle of the movie. kao eh , its liek those fucking loud type . summore a funny part jsut went pass and he just went , HUK , wa kao , i tot he choking on his laugh or sumthing , then ppl loook over to our side. -.-".. and i wonder y the GV ppl so kam gong. i buy the popcorn ah , 3 person , including kq tat glutton , also cannot finish half of tat gay tin of corn. its really fucking big sia . then kq was like bad mouthing some ex sch mates when we went for dinner. say one of my ex-classmates look like halfman-half gal now , wack alot makeup. XD
say sophia wannabe street punk. wo0ot , cannot imagine how he actually pass his day wif all tat shyt he see. everyday he go sch will standby at bus stop and mrt snipe gals sia , tat kork. then darrel tell us go wad changi walk walk , can see chio bu tat is chio on the outside , but on the inside , its jsut another loser wif a lj attached. which means she-male =.="... tat kork really nothing better to do. real gal dun wan see go see those agua kam lan. then he tell he got ppl actually hook them up one !! WTF , i mean , how they suppose to do IT. dunno isit they dunno or they jsut love to have sumthing 'new'. wtf lor . ytd nite really fun. =D
now sch open laio damm song sia , got $$ burn. ytd bought 5 maple pre paid cards ($52.50) , went out wif those 2 korksters ( $40 ) and seng bday coming. omg , i think i haven buy for him thing b4 , so this time buying. XD . o , and ordered perfume from mark , wo0ot , can't wait to spray spray spray. this few days got do abit hmwork but still cannot stop playing sia. its like leopard cannot change its spots and kq cannot change his horny face. XD. and keep thinking of sad lil' XYZ , one person sitting at the bench T_T. and zw told me XYZ rejected one of her classmates recently. hero. XD . and buddy didn't tell me lor , ass , tell zw nia.... t(-.- t)
sibei long time bo blog liao . this few day song bo la , so many fresh meat in the sch . buddy and zw keep jio me go 'sight-see-ing' sia , but then , no one can match xyz. pass few days see her sia , jsut now at sch also got see , but she like so lonely. sumone intro her to ol'shitbun . XD
sch start damm song , so many kork to say , food to eat and ppl to piss. and fucking hell , i tio slacker teacher wong in one of my subjects again. tat smart kuku , teach this subject tats done by e-learning. which is , we go web read the notes study ourselves. bestest. cfm is he suggest wanna teach e-leaning one. cos dun even need to teach any lj. and buddy , wa kao , wannabe hero , go niao classmate at his blog. u wan kao bei also wait till no longer classmates then kb wad. balless. this sem shld be quite slack one, i see the subjects ah , so many is e-learning la or simi kukubert , no need chiong so hard one. worse is my fucking cds la. choose so many , in the end still tio simi french, which i nv choose. -.-"... and i heard the teacher si gay lai eh. wtf , sway bo . must on guard sia , u nv know.... then keep making those moaning sounds ah , say tats how the french ppl pronounce one. and buddy is one of those POTENTIAL 'elites' tat might be chosen to represent tp in some competition where u make some crap from scrap and win $$. buddy cfm win one la , he jsut invent some new SM tool or fuck related thing then win lioa , he's idea not bad one. especially when its XXX , he's forte lai eh. and he sibei salaberkork , tell me tat legendary mira is in socialogy. but in the end , say he salar , she is french one. wa sian ji puah la. heng heng she not in same class , or else i go change to some ulu ulu cds liao.
now senior liao sia , walk also msut have tat air of korkiness , or else if u still act gina like those yr 1 then lau kwee sia. careperson tiong still nv change. wannabe act concern la , say wad miss us la. na bei , next time miss us see photo la , still wan make us stay back. but sad la , tat day the class so bad to him. say wad dun wan 'APEL' lesson la , i see his bin i also sad for him , but i not so bad la , i jsut tiam tiam . and omg , this one i must say. mascara has invaded one of our classmate and terrorising our eyes , not hers. some one tell her tat mascara is not used to imitate the panda. Zzz
go study liao , ShitBun , jia you jia you JIA YOU
Wo0o0o0t , ever since the holidays started , i've been trying to attempt a david blaine by not stepping out of the house for as long as possible and song bo , its like almost a month of rotting at home liao and i'm still going strong. Few days back , i got news from buddy tat XYZ failed 4 of her core subjects. O.o".... its weird how i can pass all wif all the slacking and she(buddy said she is quite smart one) , failed 4. then me and darrel have been up to this secret operation to dig up one of my younger bro's dirty secret and tat fucking noobie disapoints time and again.
few days back i was watching this campus superstar sia , and wa kao eh , the judges really cmi. got this gal , totally sing like shit and they say she did VERY well , then the score also tio fucking high. and teresa (the one tat can really sing ) shld start to know tat mustache is not for gals....
okok , i promise ah , this is the last time i'm gonna be so mean and talk bout tammy. but look how influencial the rising starlet is. she's now available in dvds in penang and even NEW YORK !!! YES , new york is the ang moh place far far away from here where sch gals there get F-ed like nobody's biz but still get attracted to sg made student porn. well , this thing's gonna last for a L0o0o0oo0ong time. and few days back i was playing dota mah , then got this tammy fan told me tat the pubor kia featured in the vid is called andy and he is alleged to be joining the up coming sg idol !!! WTFTWTFTWF So0O0ong bo !!! not shy sia he , like those media bastards like steven lim ( the orchard eye brow plucker ) . but tammy now got alot of supporter sia , all say she very poor thing and all tat. quite true la , its like got quite a bunch of ppl film thier
sex-escapades on the hp but sway sway tammy's one tio stolen and thief is so generous to share wif the ppl starved of local action. got ppl actually created hundreds of blogs that link ppl here and there saying they can dl the tammy vid , these cb kia also la , wan help tammy also must have limit wad. how can soo kar soo kar trick ppl. i think this is a lesson that ppl shld learn from. if she dun wan ppl to see her fuck , then dun film it. jsut like u wun get pregnant if u dun fuck. so get pregnant liao dun kpkb .
this few days so fucking sian. jsut stay at home 24/7 , nv even go kopi tiam buy meals !!! everybody go find holiday work liao only i still at home jiak zua kam lan . i think i need to go out exercise liao. at my age must faster go gym pump iron , or else 20+ liao cannot be macho man .
i was thinking of renovating my blog sia , but then totally no idea how the others can make untill pattern liao liao one. then yesterday i dreamt that when new sem start , i was studying everyday i came home from sch , then top in subjects , wo0o0ot , sounds fuking fake but who knows , i play games also start to sian liao. and this zw yesterday ask me stupid question. say when i wanna jio XYZ , ownself wan jio still so hum ji , think u need buddy's help more. XD
and darrel so heng sia. tell me he got one typing job at expo , earn like 7-8 bucks per hour one. nee nau hya , root ur ass to a seat and punch some keys also earn twice as much as a mac worker tat has to clean the toilet , serve customers and flip burgers. me bestest la ,
don't work = dun suffer , don't earn = don't spend. jsut wait sch start then got lui liao.must buy bag sia , my LIMITED EDITION one cmi liao . btm the cooler compartment got a small lobang. =.=''...
finally sia , after some BZ studying and tammy vid distribution , fucking exams are over.
and just when i tot i knew alot about the tammy saga , my fucking horny friends go tell me tat its actually tammy trilogy liao , cos got part 1 , 2 and 3 !!! summore tell me mine is climax nia , still got warm up and cool down one i dun have. Zzz . and it seems tat tammy is not only the hotest search among the horny heartlanders , its reported tat its all over ASIA !! siao bo , internationall fame sia. and i heard tat the one who spread the vid is a rival cheerleader that was envious of tammy or sumting. SONG BO !?!? they actually know the culprit ?? and !! tammy might have gained the popularity boost but in singapore , sex cannot be pattern pattern one. they say blowing of her bf's mor...mOR...MOR...MONSTER KORK is illegal and must jail for 1 year. this few days damm siao sia , so many ppl flooding to msn , saying i so nice and how i doing . BUT ACTUALLY , all they wan is the tammy porn !!! na bei , wan porn jsut say la , no need u-turn here and there wad , summore is almost whole singapore got liao , still need shy simi. even study freaks like shi yong got all the tammy sequels !!! more pro than me sia !!! but poor tammy la , she might get expelled and wad the fuck can she do sia. well , fuck is wad she can do and the most be a home-made-video consultant . and that korkster reporter also la , he is muslim if i not wrong and muslim can watch porno one meh !??! summroe so yar yar write in papers tat he got 2 parts of the sequel , the other one he cannot find , pcb kia.
and speak of muslim ah , i so fucked up. not i racist but if muslims dun wanna get fucking discriminated , then dun be a fucker. jsut yesterday , me and my classmates in a lift in library. then got this fucking childish mards( cb malays tat like to act like a lame cb) , come sqeeze into the lift wif my classmates. a whole lot of them sia. then keep pushing , at one point i almost wanna han tam this guy's lan jiao. then keep playing wif the lift , making it go up and down . nee nau hya , like tat also fun , no sense of shame. and one of them is my ex-classmate , tat one really is no hope one. give 1 example. in sec sch , he and this bunch of malay friends , fucking shyt love to dig their ass and chase ppl around to saviour wadeva shyt they can dig out. wtf !??! sibei lame right. then he no shame one , pull gal's bra strap and still can yar yar laugh liek siao gao. this kind of pcb go sentosa countdown best , cfm tio mao by chinese kia.
i'll touch on zw's fav topic ; The Tammy Saga. its bout this kam gong 17 yr old gal from nyp tat recorded her fuck in her hp , lost it and now gain national fame. Ang moh's have their P.hilton and they like tat also wan copy. and she knows she's got her fuck recorded and still can yar yar and lose the hp. t(-.- t) . well...not tat i mind some "local" hmv(s) . XD
its super paiseh one leh , and the guy also , half the sg population(99% of which are boys wif raging hormones and efficient net search skills) saw his dirty bits and as for the gal , no need say liao. summore they sibei wannabe sia , do untill like professional like tat, very the ang moh pattern. =.="... like tat how to go school sia. ur friends see u and they'll think of the vid they watched few days back and picture u naked wif ur lj and bits. and in school, boys tat see the gal sure horny and gals tat see the guy sure scared of his monstrous lj wad. sad la they 2.... btw , those interested in the vid can contact me throo msn . =D
and wad will parents think?? imagine if tammy's father was surfing porno and DANG , saw his own daughter doing those ang moh stunt wif this pubor kia , is he supposed to feel high ? or simply fucked up and wan chop off the korkster's kork.
friday will be last day of exam liao , knn this 2 day damm fierce . the exam standard jin shiong and i tried to study also lan lan....
this zw ah , study dun wan study , ask me write blog =.="...summore not sif i'm the only korkster blogging. AND speak of study , wa kao , i fucking jia lat. just dew days back , Mark tan the macho maths lecturer saw me and niao me for skipping 2 quiz and say my maths cmi liao , can start to standby one more sem's lecture fees. i also gong diao sia , super stun tio. then i saw jimmy the retainee in one corner doing his usual fucking the classmates up and i damm scared sia. i usually slack like fuck but also can pass one leh , but dunno y this time so pwned. but mark tan gd la , i think he know i gave him a gd evaluation , so he let me take the 2 quiz. and this few days all the wang liang gang call me dickie sia . nee nau hya ,I"M NOT DICKIE , tats my dota nick leh....which pubor kia actually has dickie as thier name sia....unless the parents so kam gong go watch porno then saw the word dickie so CHIO then go name their son after it.
few days back tat revision lecture , marked my closest encounter wif XYZ sia. on my way to school tat time , i was thinking if FSN would have revision also , then kan zun sia , i was late and was walking down the stairs towards the LT when XYZ surfaced from nowhere and walked pass me. Wo0o0o0t , i just act tao abit and geh geh look elsewhere. AND FUCKING DARREL , tat cb kia, always when i say i go friendster see XYZ photo u know wad tat korkster say ? he would say , liek tat also song , nothing much wad. NEE NAU HYA , when say me so tok kong , then he leh ?!?! always tell me he not free to dota cos he need to login to maple to SEE his gf. FUCK SHIT LA u this pubor kia , maple is worst !?!?! kuku cartoon characters and u feel song. #1 fantasizer.
and buddy super jiao wei sia , go tell me and zw tat XYZ and thomas ong cmi liao. t(-.- t)
just becos they nv say hi for once he say they no feel liao , sibei jiao wei sia. then tat day valentine he happily burn 100+ bucks and usually tell him blan ja he say he bo lui. i think i must wait till goverment ban valentine day then i go steady , or else sibei jia lat . cannot soo kar soo kar take taxi go school or gai gai liao, everything also must go to the gal. and its quite positive now , cos wif ppl like alex , sure valentine day will mati one. he damm pubor sia. in front of the gal he'll nice nice buy ex thing for her , then gal not there nia he'll kao bei liek siao , say y must got valentine and all tat shit. __ ( -.- ) __
now study week sia , at home sibei lan lan , cannot study sia , but then i really dun wan retake anything sia , sibei paiseh one. summore after exam got more saio thing coming up. top student from my class wan challen me CS sia. WUAHAHhahaha , CS i primary sch play till sec sch and just becos he can pwn those gina in funland he think he can own me. PLS LAR , see my study u know i game pro laio. * dickie's law stats tat sch results are inversely proportional to gaming results. XD
if this sem i can smoothly pass everything then i next sem really chiong study liao, or else no study grow up become garung guni sia....
I'm just so anti-indian now. just yesterday , buddy told me tat this korkster ahpu-nehneh got sentenced to sum jail and caning for raping a 69 yr old granny !!! CB !!! wad world is this. tat bangala 20+ yrs old , cannot afford $10 per hour prostitution then go do tat to a granny. summore he's raped other gals b4 , AND NEE NAU NYA , only sentenced to jail and caning. and he fucking heng the max rotan he can get is 24 and only on the ass and not his fucking lj. really dun get it , y he so no heart , only got his rampant lj , and he had to pick on a granny tats almost 70. t(-.- t)...and the na bei sentence , government really the ones tats gonna start racial riot if there're more HEARTFUL ppl like me.
yesterday marked the last day of sem 2 , and buddy , zw and i made one final attempt to see XYZ. Cos we know at 3pm she'll have class on lvl 6 and our's is on lvl 5 ma. so buddy , obviously the jian one , told us geh geh go lvl 6 (as they haven start class) , and walk pass she and her class liao then take another stairs down. and nee nau hya , when we reached , she was taking photo wif her friend wif back facing us.....and zw looks set to challenge 'thomas ong' liao. jia you ba.
next week would be ♥valentine♥ day, and buddy this few day keep kb about how SINCERE his gift is. only some present nia ma , no diamond or gold , only alot of heart tat he ask other ppl help him fold.( summore is use bus ticket if i not wrong) . AND POOR ol' me , at home zhou bang for another 1 week then come exams liao , super no life sia. =.="
keep forgetting wad to write....
Wo0o0ot , so long bo blog liao. 1st thing would be latest updates on the 'quest' to knowing XYZ. yesterday buddy was damm nice ( for the first time =.=" ) , as me and zw really wanted some pics of XYZ , he went to comb his porno infested com just for us , risking the possibility of his equally horny bro discovery his triple X collection. but since he re-formatted his com few days back , he didn't have the pics. BUT , he entrusted me wif his fucking easy-to-guess-password of his friendster just so i can login and view the pics. SONG BO. buddy thx. but maybe buddy is right. this might only be a 3min flame and i shldn't take it too seriously. but its wierd y gals liek XYZ attracts me. my sec sch crush also abit like XYZ one ; shoulder lenght hair and this aura of attitude that beams thru. btw , i've kept this for some time liao , my sec sch crush is jiayi. yupp , the one from 1/1 , 2/1 , 3/1 , 4/1. well...i figured secrets can't be kept forever , just like paper can't contain fire and a small size comdom can't contain buddy's d*ck . XD
and if i'm not wrong , jiayi went steady wif a indian guy shortly after entering sg poly. weird.... but of cos wishing her the best =D))
AND SPEAKING OF INDIAN , this afternoon was so fucked up for rub. tell him dun suan me so much but he mai tiah , then bao ying lai laio lo. cos after sch ma , then we all wan go watch movie one. then we walk walk awhile liao bloody hell saw his rumoured indian gal wif another indian guy. Nee Nau hya , i see rub i know how he feel liao . he geh geh say nth BUT , i'm not gong leh....this kind of thing , he dun say i also know one. and sibei sway thing is , we went to watch 'fun wif dick and jane' , AND NEE NAU HYA , dunno is so zun or is she purposely one , sway sway tio same cinema , same time slot , same movie and sitting sumwhere in front of us nia. wa kao , poor rub. supposed to be watching comedy show one but then nv even hear hhim laugh. then at sch met darrel and benson ma , they dunno y become anti-indian liao. na bei la , i always anti malay then u all will kb me , now u see.... they say its becos those korkster bangala tat go sentosa count down one damm cb chisldish , go spray dunno wad thing on the chinese gals. cb , real sperm cannot spray they go spray whip cream or wadever , then tio pah liao tell mah dah tat chinese racist. fuck shit la. even if racist also not anybody tai ji, see my only malay friend Ramli. i friend him not just bcos he is half malay half chinese parentage but also becos he's not like SOME others tat cannot grow up. he damm modern malay one ; watch porno , brat bout eating pork and pcc on a regular basis . summore he's stead so many times is chinese. really is pro kia. and he quite stylo , so go gai gai wif him song.
o , and few days back i ask buddy if the guy jio-ing XYZ is yan dao not, he say okok la , look like the chn 8 actor thomas ong nia. NEE NAU HYA , buddy say thomas ong okok , then everytime say he how handsome , sibei jiao wei sia. OH !! heng i remembered , buddy's gf got his friend , hu SO FUCKING SWAY happen to be my pri , sec and poly sch mate !! AND FUCKING SHIT , she looks liek FUCKING SHIT !!! now i'm not trying to be mean here , but i really buay tahan her. cos ah , once buddy was wif his gf and gf's gang , and tat BITCH was there. then buddy told the gf tat i rejected a chance to join the school orientation leader thing, AND THAT BLOODY FUCKING SCARLET LIPS BITCH go say ; " this *my name* really cannot imagine is those enthu type' NEE NA BEI la , tat bitch wan enthu also no one give her chance. cb . only know how to say ppl. AND KNOW WAD !?!??! SHE THINK SHE SO CHIO SIA !!!. wa Nee Nau Hya , got guy see her friend and she actually got the fucking thick skin to say the guy looking at her !!!
t(-.- t) she's got a mirror tat sees shit as gold and herself as a CHIO BU. FUCK SAI LA . i'm not mean but when u ppl see and hear bout her , u'll just wanna stuck ur head in shit rather than see her.
and i jsut realised tat this is the last week of sem liao , fucking fast. also gd actually , give me 2 months and i sh'd be able to forget XYZ and move on =.='''.... even though i have liking for her , i'll still wish she and her thomas ong can happy ever after ma . O.o"..so fake...